"Um, what are these?" She asks as she unloads the groceries hubs picked up on his way home.
"Cokes," hubs says.
"Well, I can see that. And we bought these because ..."
"I don't know. I thought they were neat."
"Hmmmm ... and, just how much did these neat little things set us back?"
"Oh, only $1.00 each."
"Really? Only $1.00 huh? Is that all?" She rolls her eyes and holds her tongue while thinking to herself "for $1 more you coulda got a whole 12-pack." The secret to a happy marriage - zippin' the ole lip sometimes. And well, it is almost Christmas afterall.
Yep. He's a dream consumer. Oh well... I guess in reality it's no worse than the occasional vending machine coke really.
And they are kinda cute, aren't they?