I dedicate this column to my dear friend, Penniwig, who I somehow know will totally understand it. :)
✗ He made sure that I had absolutely
✗ He (forgot all about taking)
✗ He made sure all of the animals were (not) fed when they were supposed to be.
✗ He (totally forgot)
✗ He (forgot to take)
✗ He (did not empty)
✗ He (never) remembered to check and empty the cat box, which was really lovely.
✗ In fact,
✗ He actually (never once) vacuumed the carpet knowing that with all of these animals it has to be done daily.
✗ He (never once) considered making the chicken noodle soup I wanted but not confident he would make it right, he (never gave a thought about)
✗ He was (never once) at my beck and call
✗ He (never once) offered to rub my back
✗ He could not think of
✗ (If) I didn't (actually) have to worry about (everything)
I am happy to report that I am on the mend, and actually feel WONDERFUL today, yay!!
As for you honey, I love you, I really do, (but) you are so (not) the nurturing type.